Will someone please please please line up the Egyptian soccer team and slap them silly for what just happened?!
HOW oh HOW do we, by we I mean the collective whole of Eygpt, its spectators and wanna be players, beat Sudan… an up and coming soon to be great team andddddddddd
FREAKING CAMEROOON….
Yeah that’s right I said FREAKING CAMEROON but only manage a tie with Zambia?
Zambia people! Zambia!
I’m peeved beyond recognition… It was like watching a monkey try to get a square peg in a round hole! This is what we always do. We beat the hardcore teams… give it our all and then fuck up the little fish… I mean really Zambia is a freaking Sardine compared to Cameroon… or Sudan
Tell me What happens when we meet the big beluga called Ghana?! Or Cote d’Ivoire?
ARGHHHHHHHH…
Meh… sillyness aside I will give Zambian dude mad props for the full fledged gymnastics act he pulled after scoring the goal. How do people jump that high without being attached to a wire suspended from up above? He had some major crouching tiger hidden dragon action going on! It was like a spring exploded in his backside propelling the glistening chocolate brown jack in the boxe into the abyss. Cartwheel after back flip after back flip after back flip and then a grand finale of a ten foot summersault in the air!
Forget trampolines at the local circus.... bring the Zambians!
2 comments:
Sand,
News Flash: Zambia is a strong team.
Although we totally sucked in that match.
I think the max we can do in this tournement is Semi-Final.... wee yeb2a fola keda
A little late for an explanation, but when someone is running, there is so much motion in the body, jumping and somersaulting is just a matter of converting this moving energy to point upwards.. it looks amazing though, that's why i wanted to learn it.
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