Wednesday, November 08, 2006

Ala MasterCard

Brisk walk in the mall during lunch time…………….........…. $0
Fashion accessories for new black dress…………...…........... $21.99
Long distance calling cards…………………………………........…$10
Bottle of Coke……………………………………………..............……$1.15
Bag of white cheese Kernals popcorn……………………..........$3.75
Realizing you have a piece of popcorn nicely nestled in
your ever so slightly exposed boobage after having sat
across your boss during your annual employee evaluation
meeting for a good half and hour........……………………....….
$ Priceless

The best things in life are for free but luckily for everything else there’s MasterCard!

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