A week on a resort with only a couple of singles and a majority of old people will eventually land you in a circumstance where you share or hear stories you might not regularly hear from fresh brand spanking new friends.
And so it goes….
My girlfriends and I are hanging out at the pool feasting our eyes on the chocolate eye candy that is a member of the entertainment staff. His muscles glisten in the sun with his every movement as he leads a group of people in an aerobic workout. We just watch and simultantiously let out a sigh.
We turn around with gaga still in our eyes and our new found male friend decides to share this wonderful story:
Brand Spanking new friend: “you know I had a friend of mine that went gaga over a guy in a caribbean beach resort once”
Us: “oh yeah? And?”
Brand Spanking new friend: “well she got jiggy with him and came home with these purple spots all over her body”
Us: “She caught and STD ? ”
Brand Spanking new friend: “yeah you could say that… she went to the doctors to get checked and the doctor yelled at her.. telling her he needed to know who she slept with…. She couldn’t muster up an answer… I don’t remember she said… I was really drunk”
Us: listening intently
Brand Spanking new friend “the doctor threatened to call the police if she didn’t do better than that..frightened from his tone she explained that she’d gone on a carribean holiday.. gotten drunk and slept with one of the entertainment crew… horrified… the doctor explained that the purple spots on her body were due to a bacteria only found on dead people”
Us : UGHHHHHHH! DUDE! YOU LIE!
Brand Spanking new friend: “no lie… serious as serious can be… so do think twice before you decide on tapping that”
My friend casually looks over and goes “Ya sater ya rab.. masdoodon masdooodon masdoood? Ya3ni il wa7id maye3rafsh yetfarag 7ata?! Matfahimoo il 2akh dah inina abide by the look but don’t touch policy why the buzz kill?!”
Brand Spanking new friend: “you know I had a friend of mine that went gaga over a guy in a caribbean beach resort once”
Us: “oh yeah? And?”
Brand Spanking new friend: “well she got jiggy with him and came home with these purple spots all over her body”
Us: “She caught and STD ? ”
Brand Spanking new friend: “yeah you could say that… she went to the doctors to get checked and the doctor yelled at her.. telling her he needed to know who she slept with…. She couldn’t muster up an answer… I don’t remember she said… I was really drunk”
Us: listening intently
Brand Spanking new friend “the doctor threatened to call the police if she didn’t do better than that..frightened from his tone she explained that she’d gone on a carribean holiday.. gotten drunk and slept with one of the entertainment crew… horrified… the doctor explained that the purple spots on her body were due to a bacteria only found on dead people”
Us : UGHHHHHHH! DUDE! YOU LIE!
Brand Spanking new friend: “no lie… serious as serious can be… so do think twice before you decide on tapping that”
My friend casually looks over and goes “Ya sater ya rab.. masdoodon masdooodon masdoood? Ya3ni il wa7id maye3rafsh yetfarag 7ata?! Matfahimoo il 2akh dah inina abide by the look but don’t touch policy why the buzz kill?!”
3 comments:
now thats a serious buzz kill.
It sounds like a joke.. only the ending didn't have the required punch line..
hmm.. on second thought, it actually did, but not as a joke anyway.
That guy is just hitting on one of you apparently.
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