Sunday, May 07, 2006

The Decadance of Shakespeare in Pirouettes, pas de chats, and jetes

Lagniappe:
In lieu of mean spirited verbiage here are some definitions:
Lagniappe- A small gift presented by a storeowner to a customer with the customer's purchase. Also an extra or unexpected gift or benefit
Grandioso- a word that indicates a movement or entire composition is to be played grandly
Crescendo- Is the gradual getting louder of a piece of music
Decrescendo- the opposite of a Crescendo, gradually becoming softer or decreasing in volume.
Legato- a word to indicate a movement, composition of phrase is to be played smoothly.
Leitmotif- A musical theme given to a particular idea or main character of an opera or ballet.
Maestro- Refers to any great composer, conductor, or teacher of music.
Orchestra- A large group of instrumentalists playing together.
Scordatura- The retuning of a stringed instrument in order to play notes below the ordinary range of the instrument or to produce an usual tone color.

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A severe case of chair de poule can only be attributed to grandioso crescendos and decrescendos. The legato slurs of leitmotifs associated with each character's presence on stage. Perhaps the most musically delightful part of the orchestra's performance was the violins played in scordatura. The maestro's passion shook every last hair on his head. The music was flawlessly epicurian!
The dancing on the other hand, not as amazing as one would have hoped but Juliet’s attempt to hold onto Romeo on the morning after they consummate their marriage was an incredible display of human emotion. The way she held onto him and flicked her feet could only be described as elegant stomping.

Would I go to the ballet again? I’d say I much preferred the opera.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

I didn't think it was possible to cram so much pretense into 14 lines
but you did it
Hun, you don't need to try this hard

Sand-E said...

Dude Sand-E is my name..
N pretense is my game.
I'll post some definitions for you.

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