Just like that... with a flick of some switch a techy decided it was time to take away my life support. I attribute it all to someone's being an illegitimate child of 80's porn but apparently the kosher explanation is control and optimization of government resources.
Solution might be in having to use my powers for good instead of evil and find a way to get him/her laid.
Or perhaps I'll just do a little fun control myself!
Window envelopes... pshhh whatever! a thing of the past... manually write out all your addresses u lazy asses!
Toilet paper, they don't need it they're shit starters anyways I'm taking all of them home!
Mail doesn't need to go in the correct mail slot John from Jane, same stuff different colour, their name cards should read FUGLY.
Good luck getting a paper clip... they'll all be chained together and jammed into my power outlet. how do you like them apples?!?! Techys?!
What am I expected to do now?!? work?!?
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